You need to hear this. Just try not to get wibbly-wobbly angry-wangry.

It’s Time to Retire Doctor Who

And, as usual, Cracked nails it.

The other flaws might even be forgivable if the characters were at least written like that writer gave a crap about development or depth, rather than writing characters that can be summed up as “Deus Ex Machina: the Character!,” “Doctor’s Satellite Character,” “Military One-Liners,” and my personal favourite, “Token Lesbian Couple!”